CraftyDisasterAdvice | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	219
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	191
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4810	Farms Harvested:	356
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	New Chunks Explored:	683643
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PeyyMC

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A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

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✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3402
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Emeralds Found:	671	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4879	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.