Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 25
Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PixelThiefParentSnitch

    PixelThiefParentSnitch
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those with sticky fingers! Join us if you want a unique challenge – can you survive in a world where everyone is a kleptomaniac? Test your skills at pickpocketing and see if you can out-steal your fellow players!

    Our server is perfect for those who love a good heist and enjoy the thrill of the steal. Who needs diamonds when you can snatch them from someone else’s inventory? Plus, we have a special “Return Stolen Goods” feature, where you can give back items you accidentally took from other players. It’s like a virtual Robin Hood experience!

    Join now and be part of a community where thievery is not only accepted, but encouraged. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might swipe your enchanted sword when you’re not looking!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Mines Excavated: 4105
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PetTalkCraft

    PetTalkCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll finally have the chance to ask your pet that burning question you’ve always wanted to know the answer to! Our server is equipped with a special pet communication plugin that allows you to have full-on conversations with your furry friends. Imagine the possibilities – finding out your cat’s secret life as a ninja, discovering your dog’s thoughts on world domination, or even hearing your goldfish’s opinions on the latest fish tank decor trends. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to truly understand your pets on a whole new level. Join now and start chatting with your animal companions like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • JackpotCraft – Big Bucks Server

    JackpotCraft – Big Bucks Server
    Yo, u ever wanted to make more money than u could ever imagine? well, forget about gettin a job cuz on this server, u can make bank just by playin Minecraft!

    We got diamonds rainin from the sky, literally. U just stand there and diamonds start fallin on u like confetti at a party.

    Not only that, but we got pigs that can fly. Yeah, u heard me right. Pigs. Flyin. Through the air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret cave filled with unlimited cake. Yup, u can eat cake for days and never run out. It’s like a dream come true.

    So come on down to our server and start makin that sweet, sweet cash. Who needs a job when u got all this craziness goin on?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Dimension Hops: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Electric Stitch Heal Speed

    Electric Stitch Heal Speed
    lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got magical electrical stitches dat make u heal faster when u move ur body in da game. our special threads made from biodegradable stuff and magnesium, and when u run around or jump in da game, it makes electricity dat helps ur cells heal faster. it’s like havin a healer on speed dial, but in minecraft form. so come join us and get ur super speedy healing on, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!
    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Badlands Goblins
    Server IP play.badlandsgoblins.com
    Server Type PvP, Survival

    About the Server:

    Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address.
    What type of gameplay is available? The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay.
    Are there any rules to follow? Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos.
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5698

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a chocobo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is like a Moogle Treasure Trove filled with epic loot and shenanigans! Join us for our Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, where we reveal all the crazy updates coming your way.

    But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadGym Edition! Join us for some steamy Minecraft action as we work out our muscles and our imaginations.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DadIssues Minecraft Server

    DadIssues Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and blocky adventures as you navigate through the ups and downs of family relationships.

    Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

    Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?

    Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?

    So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter

    MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your sibling rivalry.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!

    And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MayoRage Minecraft Server

    MayoRage Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Ores Mined: 2364 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5084 Animals Bred: 74

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

    CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Post Nut Realization Server

    Post Nut Realization Server
    so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

    so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5320
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Buildings Constructed: 43

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

    Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds
    come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Love Crafted Minecraft Server

    Love Crafted Minecraft Server
    > be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

    Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6868 Zombie Dances: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 475
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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