hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we solve real world diseases like cancer while playing minecraft! yep, u heard me right, we are curing cancer one block at a time.

imagine mining for diamonds and saving lives at the same time, talk about multitasking! our server is so lit that even the creepers are donating to the cause. and don’t worry, if u get bored of curing diseases, u can always build a giant statue of ur pet llama or have a dance party with the villagers.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the minecraft world and the real world. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. come on, what do u have to lose? join now and let’s kick cancer’s butt together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 386 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3083 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Zombie Dances: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7070 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5406 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Farms Harvested: 571 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Towns Built: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Crops Grown: 9673 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 252 Dragon Scales Harvested: 399
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 New Chunks Explored: 613729
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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