CraftyCrisisJustice | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Goontown

Community, Experience, Fabric, Factions, Friends, Goontown, Minecraft, Mods, PvP, Survival, War

Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

#venting, anxiety, Cabin fever, Cooling down, coping strategies, fear, Frustration, gun, Heat, indoors, ISOLATION, Melanin men, mental health, Minecraft, MODERN, NEET, night, Safety, self-care, Server, Summer, walk, weather

Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

2024.., Anime, character design, Computer, cute, digital art, discussion, FANART, Fandom, forum, Future, internet culture, Minecraft, niche community, operating system, OS-tan, personification, Possible.., smp, speculation, tan, Technology, Thread

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

Adults, advice, aita, blended family, Bonding, Communication, dad, family dynamics, family unit, father figure, hurtful, mom, MomAndHubbysMinecraftServer, parenting, parents, relationships, Stepbrother, stepdad, stepfamily, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	135	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

baby, bitter, Breakup, Cheating, christmas, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Excluding, exclusion, friend group, Gifts, Incident, Marriage, NoGirlLeftBehindMC, Pregnancy, relationships, single girl, social cues, Tiffany, wedding reception

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ores Mined:	6603
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PagerWar Minecraft Server

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, declaration of war, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, international relations, Israel, Israeli aggression, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military response, Minecraft, pager attacks, PagerWar, political tension, regional crisis, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	3280
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8749	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	749
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Animals Bred:	107	Star Shards Collected:	141
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1733	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Animals Bred:	121	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Items Found:	5008	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2