Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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