Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Zombie Dances: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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