Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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