so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
Runes Activated: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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