CraftyCreeperz FunZone

arrest, bella watts, celeste watts, children, Christopher Watts, colorado, confession, CraftyCreeperz, crime, crude oil tanks, Disappearance, family, FunZone, interview, murder, oil field operator, pregnant wife, shallow grave, shanann watts, Smothering, strangulation, Tragedy

Looking for a server that’s to die for? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Christopher Watts couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Join us for a killer time as we dig deep into the world of Minecraft, just like Watts dug shallow graves for his victims. Build your own oil-storage facility and bury your enemies in style!

With activities like smothering mobs with love (and maybe a little bit of violence), you’ll be sure to have a blast. And don’t worry, we promise not to dump your hard work into crude oil tanks like Watts did with his children.

So come on over and confess your love for Minecraft on our server. Just remember, we don’t tolerate any real-life murders here – only virtual ones!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8936
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Potions Brewed:	107
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	5042
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Potions Brewed:	80
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Farms Harvested:	792	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Differentiators SMP

#exciting, Active Playerbase, building, consentual-PVP, Differentiators SMP, discord server, minecraft adventure, minecraft server, minimum lag, New server, players 13+, powerful host, proximity chat, semi-active, semi-vanila experience, server ip, Teams, Vanilla

‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3608
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

Bloodline, cherished, child, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daughterhood, family, Fatherhood, generation, girl, Kin, love, Minecraft, Motherhood, Offspring, Parent, Precious, relationship, relative, Server, sibling, Sisterhood, young woman

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	New Chunks Explored:	800260
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

attraction, body type, Minecraft, personal preference, physical appearance, Preferences, sexual desire, sexual preferences, smp, Thick, thick body, thick women, thick women attraction, thick women desire, thick women fantasy, thick women fetish, thick women in bed, thick women in sex, thick women in your cunt, thick women preference, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

Behavior, CHANGE, conformity, constraints, culture, Eliminate, Expectations, Expression, freedom, Individuality, Liberation, Minecraft, nonconformity, NormBeGone, Rebellion, restrictions, rules, smp, social norms, society, Traditions, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!