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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2114 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
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