Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Bobby is either gonna die or retire soon and we are NOT ready for it, bros! Join us for the ultimate thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will Bobby meet his demise at the hands of a horde of creepers? Or will he retire to a peaceful life of farming carrots? The suspense is killing us, literally!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join forces with him and conquer the world, or challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to become the new ruler of the server. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, excitement, and pure insanity that awaits you. Bobby’s fate hangs in the balance, and only you can help decide his ultimate destiny. See you in the game, bros!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Meteorites Collected: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Falling into the Void: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!

    CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!
    Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we uncover the most outrageous conspiracies in the gaming world! Join us and unravel the mystery of why Hamas is actually a tool created by Israel to destroy Palestinians. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft and discover why Hezbollah and Iran are keeping this juicy secret to themselves. Will you be the one to expose the truth and save the virtual world from these scandalous schemes? Join now for a chance to unleash your inner detective and uncover the craziest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!

    CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to win a Cookie for Mew event! That’s right, Mew wants a cookie and only you can help! But wait, there’s more! How about a Vampire META mission on a cruise ship with an Inazuma maid skin as a reward? It’s like Twilight meets Maid in Manhattan, but in Minecraft!

    And don’t miss out on the Spider Lily’s Redolance event where you can train with U-410 and get Augment Modules for Comet & Chapayev. It’s like a boot camp, but with cute anime girls!

    But wait, there’s even more! Coming up, we have a Muse Event livestream and a Chapayev ASMR session. Get ready to relax and vibe with your favorite Azur Lane characters.

    Just a friendly reminder, make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord because we’re too cool for that.

    Check out our FAQ before asking questions, and don’t forget to browse through our Ship Tier List and Equipment Guide. We’ve got all the resources you need to dominate in Minecraft Azur Lane!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of adventure, mystery, and cute anime girls! Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6697 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Magic Items Found: 7509
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Therapy

    Blocky Therapy
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true! Are you tired of feeling down and out in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

    Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a journey filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, fun! Build your own virtual world where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be.

    Forget about your worries and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs friends in real life when you can make lifelong friendships with fellow gamers on our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to those negative thoughts and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our AMAZING Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9005 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Comfy Chaos

    Crafty Comfy Chaos
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of fluffy kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They will purr you to safety!

    2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and chocolate bars. Yes, you read that right – CHOCOLATE BARS!

    3. Our server is home to a rare breed of unicorn pigs that will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Just be careful, they love to play pranks!

    4. We host weekly disco parties in the Nether where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Don’t forget to bring your best dance moves and a fire resistance potion!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and post images that make you feel comfy and safe :3. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyBiz: Where /int/ meets /biz/ for epic Minecraft adventures!

    CraftyBiz: Where /int/ meets /biz/ for epic Minecraft adventures!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that on this server, creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! Can you imagine the sight of a bunch of green, pixelated creatures busting a move? It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of it prancing through the nether!

    And let’s not forget about our exclusive Enchanted Pickaxe that has the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining sessions and hello to instant riches!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs email registration when you have dancing creepers and diamond unicorns, am I right?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7704 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HoloCraft: Where Pixels Come to Party!

    HoloCraft: Where Pixels Come to Party!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – ¢holo Reve! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined ¢holo Reve and instantly found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas. These llamas were no ordinary llamas – they were wearing top hats and doing the Macarena! And that’s not even the craziest part…

    As this player ventured further into the server, they stumbled upon a secret disco party hidden deep underground. The party was hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to dance the night away. And guess what? They were serving enchanted golden apples as snacks!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to find the legendary diamond chicken on this server, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Yes, you heard that right – THREE wishes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join ¢holo Reve now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Battle Royale: When Steve Takes Gaming Too Seriously

    Blocky Battle Royale: When Steve Takes Gaming Too Seriously
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just follows the “competitive” meta like a sheep? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, dragons that can do the floss dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes instead of exploding.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where all the mobs bust a move to the latest tunes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a boring meta follower, be a trendsetter in our wacky and wild world. See you there, adventurer! 😜

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Alien Abductions: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have God as our admin! Yes, you heard that right, the Almighty is running this server and he’s ready to intervene in all your Minecraft adventures.

    For the past 200,000 years, God has been sitting back and watching humanity go through all sorts of chaos. But now, he’s decided to step in and create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

    Join us for insane battles, hilarious quests, and divine intervention like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs to wait for the Second Coming when you can play on our server and have God himself watching over you?

    Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and let’s see what kind of miracles God has in store for you!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1714 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate Meets Blocks

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate Meets Blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is literally the best place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a quest for diamonds in the Nether.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They embarked on a journey to build the most epic castle ever seen, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas (yes, llamas). But fear not, for our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

    So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of dancing parrots or discover a hidden treasure guarded by a squad of rebellious skeletons. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll respawn after getting blown up by a sneaky creeper.

    Join now and let the insanity begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for good luck.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Villages Defended: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Potions Brewed: 130
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ListCraft: Where blocks come in ranked order

    ListCraft: Where blocks come in ranked order
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of lists! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. We have a list of every block in Minecraft – Yes, you heard that right! Want to know what block comes after Diamond Ore? We got you covered.

    2. We have a list of every mob in the game – From Creepers to Endermen, we know them all. And we even have a ranking of the cutest mobs (spoiler alert: it’s the Pigs).

    3. We have a list of every player who has ever joined our server – You could be immortalized in our Hall of Fame! Who wouldn’t want that kind of recognition?

    4. We have a list of the craziest Minecraft stories – Like the time a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. True story.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of our epic list-loving community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret list of hidden treasures in Minecraft. Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Alien Abductions: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Bonner’s Blocky Adventures

    Bonner’s Blocky Adventures

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious moments. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it? True story, he once built a giant statue of a diamond pickaxe just to show off!

    And if you’re worried about things getting too intense, don’t worry. Our server is so safe that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare set foot on it. Seriously, he tried once and ended up getting pranked by a group of friendly villagers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8986 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: No Googling Allowed

    Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: No Googling Allowed

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers exploding around you! But whatever you do, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do!

    Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter as you explore our vast world filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing llamas, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds (and maybe a few surprises too)!

    Our community is like no other, filled with friendly players who are always up for a challenge – whether it’s building a giant potato statue or defeating the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot (yes, it’s been done).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a mind-blowing, hilarious, and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – unless you’re feeling brave!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

    WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

    DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!
    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 398 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

    AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

    It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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