So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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