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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Emeralds Found: 5672

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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