Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is about to get a summer update that will blow your mind! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a tropical island appears out of nowhere with palm trees and coconuts everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the new cosmetics – you can dress your character up in a flamingo costume and do the chicken dance while taunting your enemies. Plus, we have a rare item called the “Unusual” that turns your pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots rainbows and unicorns. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 310 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole

    LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because on our server, getting awarded is like winning the lottery!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being showered with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear just for existing. Our server is so generous with rewards, you’ll feel like a Minecraft millionaire in no time.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be swimming in riches, but you’ll also be treated like royalty. Rumor has it that our server has a secret society of players who have been awarded so many times, they’ve transcended to a higher plane of existence. Will you be the next chosen one?

    So come on down to our server and bask in the glory of being awarded for simply being you. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so culturally and historically significant?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

    The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

    Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 436 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

    Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

    Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

    But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

    Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

    But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Animals Bred: 126 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8652 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

    Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

    Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mines Excavated: 4469

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

    Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!
    Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

    So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dimension Hops: 15 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5905 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

    Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

    Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Star Shards Collected: 200
    Farms Harvested: 365 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!

    StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and plenty of surprises.

    Imagine a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Creeper Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you must survive waves of undead mobs with only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?

    SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!

    Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!
    Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.

    So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure
    Oh, you know, just the usual – mining diamonds, fighting off creepers, and trying not to get eaten by zombies. But hey, it’s all in a day’s work on our epic Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve, and having epic battles with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons.

    But the best part? Our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always willing to trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the llama overlords guide you to victory!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Love Letters Sent: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!

    LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were busting out dance moves. And guess what? They joined in and became the best dancer in the whole blocky universe!

    But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition

    Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Reverie is here to save the day! This server is so epic, it’s basically the best Cold Steel game you’ll ever play.

    Join us for some wild adventures where you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance battles. Can you out-dab the mighty Blocky Bob?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Reverie now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!

    OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!
    Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving off of ramen noodles and dreams of a better life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unlock the secret to landing that coveted office job. With our virtual office simulations, you’ll be climbing the corporate ladder in no time.

    Forget about your dusty old degree, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a dream. Build your own virtual office tower, complete with cubicles, water coolers, and even a virtual boss who won’t yell at you for taking too many bathroom breaks.

    So say goodbye to NEETdom and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join our server today and start your journey to financial independence and a not-so-shitty apartment!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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