so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 7732
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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