so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Love Letters Sent: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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