so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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