CraftyConvictsExchange | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, Arab Nationalism, Britishers, Conflict, criticism, criticized, foreigners, Fought, german army, hatred, INDEPENDENCE, Indian Independence Leaders, Indian Legion, Indians, Invasion, Minecraft, Nazis, Separate Thing, Server, soviet union, Temporary Convenience, World War 2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Chimeras Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Slop Master Minecraft SMP – AI Slop and Image Generation #404

ai, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AIslop, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, Master, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, thread edition, thread not found

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about fapping-focused AIslop! Yes, you heard that right. We have AI perfection for all your plapping needs. Join us if you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist. We don’t allow any boring niche kinks here, only the wildest and craziest AI experiences. And remember, if you need to share some NSFW content, just use Catbox galleries. So come on, join us and let’s get plapping! Previous players have reported experiencing mind-blowing AI interactions that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6992	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ToddlerTuckeredOut

autism, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggles, Communication, Evaluation, family dynamics, Marriage, MELTDOWNS, parenting, parenting challenges, pink eye, preschool, Promises, responsibilities, Routine, special needs, tantrums, ToddlerTuckeredOut, weaning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	1633
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1780	Dragon Eggs Found:	5461
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyNetizens

best websites, CraftyNetizens, favorite websites, helpful websites, internet resources, Online Tools, top websites, useful websites, Website Design, website directory, website discovery, website functionality, website list, website navigation, website rankings, website ratings, website recommendations, website reviews, website search, website suggestions, website usability

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39