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PeePee Palace

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come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

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join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	127
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Villages Defended:	10
Farms Harvested:	231	Players Killed by Monsters:	4074

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Towns Built:	10	Ores Mined:	9941
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Potions Brewed:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Animals Bred:	158

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mines Excavated:	1295	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

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Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	New Chunks Explored:	38749
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2