Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape family drama? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own world free from annoying cousins like Sarah!

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you create the most epic builds to show off to your friends. Need a break from the real world where people just can’t seem to get along? Come chill with us and leave all that family drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any racist slurs or annoying relatives here, just pure Minecraft fun. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter their background. And hey, if you need to vent about your family, we’re all ears (or blocks)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s escape the drama together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 New Chunks Explored: 994550
Zombie Dances: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 243 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2208 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Dimension Hops: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 New Chunks Explored: 11101
    Ores Mined: 3392 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Potions Brewed: 121
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Runes Activated: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 5095 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Ores Mined: 9723 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3208
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Crops Grown: 7205 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 166

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Farms Harvested: 430
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

    Server Type Experimental Vanilla SMP
    Updates Every new snapshot
    Features Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
    Server Technology Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
    Server IP snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Latest Version 1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
    Discord https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
    What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server? Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
    Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    What are some of the server features available? TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
    How can I reach out for help or support? You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Lonely Date Minecraft Server

    Lonely Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

    Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

    Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Enchantments Applied: 73

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

    Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United
    Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

    In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

    Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

    But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

    And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 104
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Towns Built: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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