CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

2024.., animated series, Anime, azu, Azumanga, azumanga daioh, classic, comedy, Coming of Age, Crafty, Daily Life, friendship, high school, humor, iconic series, Japanese culture, Manga, Manga adaptation, nostalgic, quirky characters, school life, Schoolgirls, Server, slice of life

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

Blockheads, career development, career paths, employment, Guessing, job descriptions, job duties, job market, job performance, job promotions, job qualifications, job responsibilities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job titles, Minecraft, occupation, Players, Profession, PROFESSIONAL, speculation, work history

Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Pals Playhouse

game development, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hey hey people, indie developers, indie game community, indie game creators, indie game culture, indie game developers, indie game enthusiasts, indie game fans, Indie Game Industry, indie game movement, indie game revolution, indie game scene, indie game supporters, indie games, indie gaming, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, savior of indie games, video games

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

american history, battlefield, battlefield tour, Civil, civil war, Confederate Army, Crafty, famous quotes, Gettysblocks, gettysburg, hindsight, historical landmark, historical site, lesson learned, military strategy, military tactics, mistakes in war, Observation, Pennsylvania, robert e. lee, strategic errors, Union Army, uphill battle, War, war memorial

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Farms Harvested:	661
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

Argument, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cheap out, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., Drama, Drool, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliates, Humiliation, party guests, PartyPvP, Public, public humiliation, relationship, relationship problems, roast, roastie, roasties, rule, social event

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

America, animation, Anime, cartoons, criticism, cultural influence, culture, Edition, Entertainment, Japan, Manga, Media, national pride, North Korea, patriotism, pixelated, Reflection, self reflection, self-criticism, societal norms, Stereotypes, storytelling, Weeb’s

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

creeper, cuisine, Cunt, Meals, serving, succulent

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MagicMinecraftMadness

Beliefs, control, culture, discrimination, FANTASY, fear, HATED, History, ignorance, Magic, MagicMinecraftMadness, misunderstanding, persecution, power, prejudice, society, Stereotypes, Supernatural, superstition, taboo, witchcraft

Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Banter Buddies

ai, appreciation, audio memes, audiobook, banter, Bed.., blocky, Buddies, currymunching, Dune, English, europoor, Frank Herbert, Languages, morning, pajeet memes, Requests, Thread, Training, tts generator

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ores Mined:	6811
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

A Cookie for Mew, Aboard, Abyssal Refrain, alg, Augment Guide, Augment Module, Azur, Azur Lane General, Chapayev, chapayev asmr, CN Tierlist, comet, CraftyShipmates, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, express, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Guild Spreadsheet, Inazuma maid skin, Joffre Memory, Lane, light rerun, Little Cheshire, Livestream, Lore, Muse Event, ongoing, PR Research Data, pvp guide, reminder, Resources, Rodney META, Sakura Empire event, Ship Tier List, special training event, Story summary, u-410, Upcoming, Vampire META, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

coping mechanisms, Crafty, Distract, distractions, EGirl, emotional well being, Escape, letting go, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, moving on, Obsession, personal growth, positive thinking, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-control, Server, social media, stop thinking, Therapy

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, arousal, Binge, blocky, collide, desire, Diversity, fetish, interracial, interracial porn, Interracial Relationships, love, Minecraft, mixed race, Obsession, porn, pornography, Race, sexual preference, Sexuality, taboo, taboo fantasies, taboo relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Animals Bred:	132	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyNorsemen

#196200783, #utgave, #youtube, #ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ, CraftyNorsemen, norgetråden, Video

Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, baubaus, Crafty, debut, fuwamoco, general, hololive, madness, merch, Minecraft, NSFW, playlist, Schedule, singing, songs, Stream, talent, Thread Template, twitter, Unarchived Content, VN, Wacky, world, youtube channel

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

– Have you ever seen a Creeper breakdance? Well, on this server, they do! It’s like a rave in the Nether every night. – Our PvP battles are so intense, even Herobrine himself is taking notes on our skills. – Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? No problem! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. – The villagers on our server are so friendly, they’ll trade you enchanted gear for a mere emerald. It’s like having your own personal shopping mall. – And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure. Rumor has it, Notch himself hid the best loot down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen. They love to photobomb your screenshots. 😂🔥🎮

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	4929
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2