CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Buildings Constructed:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft Mon Go Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a reality TV show! In our latest episode, Liko totally aced Kaede’s assessment test, leaving everyone shook. And guess what? The brat finally got put in their place – it was epic! But the real showdown is coming up in two weeks, when Roy will face off against Colza in the ultimate test of skills and strategy.

Join our server for a chance to witness these epic battles firsthand and maybe even become a part of the drama yourself! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of adventure and excitement today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BoneCraft: Where We Put the ‘Bone’ in Boner

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we put the “bone” in boner! 🍆💦

Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll pee your pants? Look no further! Our server is filled with hilarious players and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat, and build the most ridiculous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first disco ball made entirely out of creeper tears. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden unicorn spawner, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7079
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Pals Playground: Where White Pipo Chans Get Edgy

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where White pipo Chans are literally edge runners! Why do white pipo love danger so much? Well, on this server, you’ll find out just how thrilling it can be to live life on the edge.

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to dodge fiery lava pits, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain. But that’s not all – we also have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered, and even a dragon lair where you can test your bravery against the fiercest beast in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the adrenaline rush of being a White pipo Chan on the edge!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dimension Hops:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky LOLz: 3D Debut Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Enna tried to beat our parkour challenge and failed miserably. We all laughed and said, “Sub 10k next time, Enna?” And thus, a legend was born.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with INSANE mini-games, jaw-dropping builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Enna to face the sub 10k challenge!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673964341

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with LEGENDARY loot and a disco party where zombies drop the sickest beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Kikerats Crafty Crew: Crafting Chaos and Laughs!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we take our roleplaying very seriously! Join us as we reenact the Roman occupation with a twist – you have to pay your taxes or face the wrath of Caesar himself!

In this server, we follow the wise words of Jesus and Paul, so if you disobey Caesar, you are basically opposing God. So, grab your pickaxe and start mining those diamonds to pay your taxes like a good citizen of Rome!

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play. We have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground rebellion trying to overthrow Caesar. Will you join the resistance or stay loyal to the empire? The choice is yours on our LEGENDARY Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Love Triangle: Get TWO Gfs on this Minecraft Server!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salads Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our cult and give all your diamonds to our fearless leader! Why? Because she promises to lead us to the promised land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, our leader is a bit…eccentric. She once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious, all while wearing a pink tutu.

Join us if you dare, and together we will conquer the Minecraft world with our llama-riding cult leader at the helm. Who needs diamonds when you have such epic adventures awaiting you on our server?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9014	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Chickens and Diamonds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our totally wild and wacky Minecraft server! Ever wondered why eastern cultures are so obsessed with females with animal features? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the answer!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can explore mystical lands filled with magical creatures and enchanting beings. Who knows, you might even encounter a cat-girl or a fox-woman along the way!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn village, where you can ride sparkly rainbow unicorns and frolic in fields of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of females with animal features!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Items Found:	4619
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	257
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlazeCraft: Where the grass is always greener

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server on the interwebs, DUDEWEED LMAO! Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride unicorns into battle against zombie llamas while wielding a diamond-encrusted spatula as your weapon of choice. The creepers here are so chill, they’ll just offer you a joint instead of blowing up your hard work. And don’t even get me started on the end dragon – rumor has it, he’s a total lightweight and passes out after just one sip of potion of invisibility.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes with a flick of their magic wand. Want a castle made of cheese? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join DUDEWEED LMAO today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things tend to get a little… weird.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CivilCraft LOLz: Where History Meets Hilarity!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most intense battles since the Civil War! But don’t worry, instead of muskets and cannons, you’ll be armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

Join us and fight alongside Abraham Lincoln’s ghost as he leads our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon army. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to time travel and be able to visit any era in history.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known for dropping some sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RoboFemcelCraft: Where Black Femcel Posters Come to Life

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where robots roam free and black femcel posters reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, madness, and mayhem!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see, from giant robot unicorns to flying tacos! Explore our world and discover hidden dungeons filled with treasure and secrets!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, challenge other players to dance-offs in the disco arena, and even summon your own pet dragon to do your bidding!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knows, you might even run into a black femcel poster riding a rainbow llama while singing 80s pop songs!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kamierabi’s Lost World: Where Creepers Cry and Endermen Sigh

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of Kamierabihell and the intense flames of Fire Force! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC dragon who challenged them to a dance-off. And guess what? The player won and became the DANCE KING of the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with TALKING animals who throw the most epic parties. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Items Found:	4557

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Creepers Anonymous: ‘What was his problem?’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… a talking parrot! Yes, you heard that right. This parrot had the ability to grant wishes, but only if you could beat it in a dance-off. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on our server that day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride around on RAINBOW llamas and trade in MAGICAL potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyDragQueen’s LOL Mine

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be a crossdressing Youtuber without any judgment! Join us and openly tell everyone you’re straight and have already lost your virginity – because who says crossdressing is just for fun?

Our server’s chat is 90% girls coming to say how kawaii you are, with almost zero perv trannys making lewd comments. It’s a safe space for all your crossdressing adventures!

So why not join us and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any creepy comments asking to see your penis or imagining gay sex. Let’s keep it classy and fabulous on our server – because why not? 😉🌈👗

Join now and let your crossdressing dreams come true!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!