CraftyCommies Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Farms Harvested:	176
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	2072	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	New Chunks Explored:	189605
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	6480
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4