CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because our server is a complete food safety disaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of potentially getting food poisoning every time you log on.

Our server is so chaotic that even the chickens are rebelling against the cooks! You never know what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll find in our virtual kitchen, but one thing’s for sure – it’s never boring.

Forget about following proper food safety guidelines, on our server, anything goes! Who needs clean hands and sanitized surfaces when you can have a wild and unpredictable dining experience instead?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly send you running to the virtual bathroom), join us today! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vanilla SMP: Where Minecraft is as plain as your mom’s meatloaf

Adventure, AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Events, Global, Griefers, Map, Meatloaf, Minecraft, moms, Nether, Plain, Player Base, PvP, redstone engineer, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, smp, Vanilla

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.1
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community server where players can build, explore, and make new friends. With a diverse player base from across the globe, the server offers a vanilla experience with added grief protection measures and community-focused activities.

FAQ:

What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.1, always up to date with the latest features and updates.
Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.
How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to our Discord server at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?

The server hosts server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects to keep the community engaged and entertained.
Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Single in Minecraft Server

Companionship, Country, Cultural differences, DATING, emotional connection, Foreign, gf, Girlfriend, International, local ], long distance, love, love life, Minecraft, partner, PERSONAL LIFE, Relationship Status, relationships, romance, Server, Significant Other, single

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a girlfriend in every village you visit! Our villagers are ready to shower you with love and attention, just make sure to bring plenty of emeralds for those romantic gifts! Join now and start building your harem of pixelated paramours!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Investing Minecraft SMP Financial Japan Shows

Economy, education, Entertainment, Financial, financial education, financial literacy, financial shows, forex, gambling, insurance policies, investing, Investments, Japan, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Popularity, risk management, savings, shows, smp, stock market, television, wealth building

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, on our server, it’s all about investing and financial shows!

Join us if you want to learn how to make diamonds rain from the sky by investing in virtual stocks and trading virtual currencies. Our players are so financially savvy, they’ve turned their dirt houses into virtual mansions in no time!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground casino where players gamble their diamonds on risky forex trades. Will you come out on top or lose it all? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you learn about financial literacy while dodging creepers and zombies? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FlatmateFriendMCServer

bereavement, Boundaries, Communication, Consultation, Decision making, extended stay, flatmate dynamics, FlatmateFriendMCServer, Flatmates, Friend, Group Chat, house rules, living arrangements, privacy, rent reduction, rental market, Safety concerns, stranger, WIBTA, youth hostel

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate situation.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a virtual flat share with strangers who want to move in their mysterious friend without even knowing his last name. Will you be able to survive the chaos of living with random players who may or may not pay their rent on time?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward conversations and passive-aggressive messages in our private chat feature. Will you be able to handle the drama without blowing up like a TNT block?

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to deal with roommate shenanigans and unexpected guests. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and drama!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MILsFaultMC

Apology, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, cake flavor, chocolate cake, chocolate icing, disrespectful behavior., entitled, Etiquette, family dynamics, gift giving, husband, MIL, MILsFaultMC, party rules, selfish cow, Son, sorry note, special day, special event, spoiled

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to the rules and etiquette? Look no further! Join our server where we teach kids valuable life lessons like the birthday person gets to choose their cake flavor because it’s their special day.

Just like how my MIL learned the hard way when she tried to dictate the cake flavor for my son’s birthday. She ended up getting banned from the party for being a party pooper! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get a cake you enjoy after the party… maybe.

Join now and learn important lessons like not being a selfish cow and how to deal with entitled brats (looking at you, MIL). Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2316	New Chunks Explored:	854399
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RelaxingParents SMP

Alone Time, balance, Community, coping strategies, Downtime, Emotional support, family, Friends, hobbies, me time, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, parenting, parents, Relaxation, RelaxingParents, self-care, smp, stress relief, support network, wellbeing

Are you tired of constantly being on parent duty without a break in sight? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons

BlockBusterCraft, Character development, inspiration, introspection, Journey, lessons, lessons learned, Life, moral, Movie, narrative, personal growth, perspective, plot twist, Redemption, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Story, transformation, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your life is literally turned into a movie! The moral of the story? Well, let’s just say it involves fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	1541

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left

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join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Whale Watchers in Canada

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so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where canadian researchers are like, using instruments to listen to whales in the ocean. but get this, they’re not just any whales, they’re fin and blue whales. like, how crazy is that? you can join this server and listen to whale calls while you build your epic minecraft creations. it’s like having a whale concert right in your own virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so in tune with nature? come join us and experience the wonders of the deep blue sea while you mine and craft your way to victory. it’s a whale of a good time, trust me.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2309	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP: play.alathramc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

Website: https://alathra.com/

Key Features:

Custom Fishing	Our latest update, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
Towny	Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding	One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story.
Custom World	The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. It consists of continents, oceans, and four temperature zones with various biomes and landmarks.
Custom Plugins	Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers that consistently develop new plugins and features, making the server unique with features like lockpicking, custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, and more.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Alathra?	To join Alathra, simply enter the IP “play.alathramc.com” in your Minecraft client and start exploring!
Can I create my own town or city?	Yes, you can create your own town or city with Towny. Claim areas, build safely, and invite your friends to join your settlement.
Is there a roleplay aspect to the server?	Yes, Alathra encourages lore, roleplay, and storytelling. Create your own unique character and story within the world.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Alathra has custom fishing, brewing, mobs, biomes, plugins, and more that enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Lucy Pyre, the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet who loves her husbands more than diamonds in Minecraft!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!

So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7923

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP

accident, baby, cloth diapers, diaper, diaper bag, diaper changing, diaper duty, diaper genie, diaper rash, diapers, disposable diapers, hygiene, infant care, Mess, Minecraft, parenting, Poop, Potty training, reminder, Shalom, smp, Toddler, wear, Wearin

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4334	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	2836

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyWeddingBestMan

3rd marriage, 40s, best man, canceling, courthouse wedding, CraftyWeddingBestMan, évite, family time, friend’s wedding, insurance coverage, job changes, lack of details, last minute, late cancellation, milestone, obnoxious date, party reception, pulling teeth, second marriage, travel expenses

Are you tired of boring weddings and receptions? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual weddings are way more exciting and you don’t even have to leave your house. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any last-minute changes or annoying travel plans.

Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OddlyAttractiveMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground raves and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Animals Bred:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

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Alathra: New Frontiers

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