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if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
Farms Harvested: 800 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Potions Brewed: 52 Dragon Scales Harvested: 474

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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