CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

Sasquatch Hideout: Bigfoot Pranks

bigfoot, Conspiracy, costume, Creature, cryptid, disguise, ELUSIVE, folklore, hidden, HIDEOUT, Hunters, legend, Mysterious, Mythical, prank, pranks, Sasquatch, sightings, strange, trolling, Wilderness, Woods

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest fantasies? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where everyone is dressed as bigfoot, runnin’ around trollin’ all the sasquatch hunters. it’s like a bigfoot convention up in here, except we all just tryna survive in the wild and mess with people’s minds.

we got secret caves filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by the sneaky leprechauns who guard ’em. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, layin’ golden eggs for anyone brave enough to snatch ’em.

if u think u can handle the madness, then come join us on this server. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this world, anything can happen. who knows, u might even run into the real bigfoot himself, sippin’ on a margarita and chillin’ by the lava pit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Adulting Mental Health Craft

adulthood achievement, adulthood beliefs, adulthood development, adulthood milestones, adulthood perception, adulthood satisfaction, adulthood self-awareness, adulting, Craft, emotional well being, health, Mental, mental health, mental health association, mental resilience, mental stability, Mental well-being, mental well-being study, Mental Wellness, psychological health, research findings, self-perception, Spain study

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND FEEL LIKE AN ADULT WITH GOOD MENTAL HEALTH! OUR SCIENTISTS IN SPAIN DID A STUDY AND FOUND DAT PLAYING ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U ACHIEVED ADULTHOOD!

U WILL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A PRO AND SLAYING CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! UR MIND WILL BE SO HEALTHY, U WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE!

SO JOIN US NOW AND LEVEL UP UR ADULTING SKILLS WHILE HAVING A BLAST IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! TRUST US, IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPER ADULT!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

Daisy, Desaster, etwas ist schief gelaufen, fauxpas, fehler, Fehltritt, Irrtum, Malheur, Minecraft, Missgeschick, Oopsie, Panne, Pannenserie, Patzer, Pech, problème, Server, UNFALL, Ungeschicklichkeit, Unglück, unglückliche Situation, Verkettung von Umständen, Versehen

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Crops Grown:	8290
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

Anti, Anti-AI, Artificial Intelligence, California, Censorship, deepfake videos, digital manipulation, elon musk, first amendment rights, free speech, internet regulations, judge, law, legal battle, meme, Minecraft, political deepfakes, Political satire, smp, social media, tech industry, Technology, unconstitutional

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LoserSitterCraft

AITAH, Assertiveness, called me a loser, career goals, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflicts, family dynamics, guilt tripping, LoserSitterCraft, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister’s kids, standing up for oneself, toxic family dynamics

Are you tired of being called a “loser” by your own sister? Do you want to escape the snarky comments and belittling behavior? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can be the king or queen of your own virtual world!

On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. No more babysitting drama, just pure gaming fun. And if your sister tries to call you a loser in the game, just unleash a virtual army of creepers on her!

So say goodbye to family dinner drama and hello to epic adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs a “real job” when you can rule a virtual kingdom?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Potions Brewed:	125
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LastDayInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adventure, appreciation, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, Closure, final moments, Gratitude, Last Day, LastDayInMinecraftSMP, live life to the fullest, loved ones, make memories, make peace, Reflection, say goodbye, Seize the Day, spontaneity, travel, world

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to play hide and seek. So come join us for your last day in the world and see what kind of wacky shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8397
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	579261

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	198
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	847831

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

1.20, bedrock, Casual, Collaborative, Community, convenience, Discord, elected, family, home, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mutton, Paradise, POSITIONS, ramen, Realms, Redfield SMP, Redfields, Sacred, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Mods	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
Age Requirement	Players must be 18 years or older.
Expectations	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition?	This server is for Bedrock edition.
What kind of environment can I expect on this server?	A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
What mods are available on this server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

audience engagement, Babes, blocky, brand promotion, Competition, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, hololive, Japanese culture, live performance, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, online streaming, Popularity, Server, social media, strategy, talent management, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of watching Hololive girls get all the attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and help us stop this mysterious girl from becoming even more popular than the Hololive girls. Rumor has it she’s been using her magical powers to enchant players and steal all the spotlight. But fear not, on our server, you can team up with other players to defeat her and restore balance to the Minecraft world. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a secret underground dance party that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show this girl who’s boss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	1141
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Villages Defended:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	222	Players Killed by Monsters:	4527
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Emeralds Found:	1939
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

2022, 657K, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	7939	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5877	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8