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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DoggyJavaDen

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Are you tired of dealing with aggressive dogs at your favorite coffee shop? Join our Minecraft server where the only aggressive creatures you’ll encounter are creepers! No more worrying about unruly pets ruining your peaceful coffee time.

Our server is dog-friendly, but only in a virtual sense. You won’t have to worry about someone else’s poorly behaved pooch ruining your day. Plus, our virtual coffee shop has a massive open terrace where you can build and relax without any real-life drama.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to confront rude dog owners or deal with their misbehaving pets. Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. So come on in and start building your own peaceful paradise, free from aggressive dogs and disrespectful owners.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	235
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PublicPickleEater Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever seen someone build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a village square? Or maybe witnessed a player riding a pig while wearing a full suit of diamond armor? Well, get ready for even more wacky and wild antics on our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a server where the only rule is to be as absurd and ridiculous as possible. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves covering everyone’s houses in pink wool? We support it!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT fishing” where players compete to see who can catch the most fish using only explosives. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground dance parties that happen every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy – you never know when you might accidentally set yourself on fire while trying to ride a llama dressed as a pirate.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Double Speedcraft

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Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to do anything fun? Well, look no further because our server is at least twice as fast as those other losers!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds at lightning speed, building epic structures in half the time, and fighting off creepers with superhuman reflexes. Our server is so fast, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft version of The Flash!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a secret potion made from rare enchanted golden apples and unicorn tears. That’s right, we’ve got magical powers on our side, making everything on our server twice as awesome!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculously fast and outrageously fun Minecraft server today and start gaming at warp speed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mines Excavated:	1541
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DroneStrikeCraft

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LOLZ come join our amazin’ Minecraft server where we got more action than a Hezbollah drone force chief in Dahieh! We got crazier battles than a TNT explosion and more surprises than a hidden chest full of diamonds! Join now and be part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your blocky life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchantments Applied:	63
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Impulse – Stress-Free Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna punch a tree in minecraft cuz u bored af? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we got all da stress-relief u need! punch trees, build giant statues of urself, blow stuff up with tnt, whatever helps u relax, we got it!

we even got a special “rage room” where u can go ham on blocks and mobs when u feel like u gonna explode from all da stress. trust me, it’s therapeutic af. plus, we got a bunch of crazy mini-games and challenges to keep u entertained and distracted from real life problems.

so if u feel like u gonna act rashly from all dat boredom, come join us and let out all dat pent-up energy in da most epic way possible! let’s get weird and wild together, cuz life’s too short to be stressed all da time. come chill with us and let’s have a blast!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mossel’s Crazy ATM9 Adventure – Not for the faint-hearted! PVP mayhem with mods galore on 1.20.1!

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MosselCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
ATM9 Modpack	Immerse yourself in the wonders of the ATM9 modpack.
Lush Biomes	Explore diverse biomes, towering trees, and scenic landscapes.
Tech and Magic Harmony	Seamlessly integrates technology and magic elements for balanced gameplay.
Community Connection	Connect with fellow players on our Discord server.
24/7 Uptime	Enjoy stable and lag-free gameplay experience.
Continuous Updates	Stay tuned for regular updates and new features.

FAQ:

How do I join MosselCraft server?

Launch FTB Launcher, select ATM9 Pack, and connect to MosselCraft server using the IP: ftb.mosseltjes.nl.

What are the server rules?

Unclaimed area is 100% free-for-all (griefing/theft allowed), but be respectful in chat.

Can players of all skill levels join MosselCraft?

Yes, MosselCraft welcomes both seasoned modded Minecraft veterans and newcomers.

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit MosselCraft Discord server or website for more details.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land granting wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of llamacorns, half llama, half unicorn creatures who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re not as cuddly as they look.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3940	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Picture this: you’re flying through the skies on a majestic Aureus Shot, only to crash land in Lupine Rue and have to fend off a horde of Feixiao creatures with nothing but a laugh. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the Arrow that Seeks the Stars, all while dodging Black Swan attacks and befriending a Robin named Moze?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous character banners you’ve ever seen, featuring Feixiao, Kafka, and even a Luka who’s known for his wild dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the Light Cone Banners – hunting for Nihility and Harmony has never been more thrilling!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with imaginary erudition, redeemable codes, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a boring old blockhead, that is.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3177	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Emeralds Found:	348	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Niece’sNamingCeremony Minecraft Server

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so check it out – this Minecraft server is like a naming ceremony for your niece, but way more lit! Imagine a world where you can give your blocks a Hebrew name and watch them come to life with crazy powers!

Forget driving 4.5 hours to be bored at a regular ol’ ceremony, join our server and teleport to a world where your niece’s Hebrew name is the key to unlocking epic adventures! Plus, no need to worry about cat sitters or gas money – just log on and let the fun begin!

Don’t be left on read like OP’s brother, join our server and be the life of the party! Who needs a Christening when you can have a block-tastic celebration with us? So, AITA if you don’t join? 😂🎉 #MinecraftNamingCeremonyFun

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6152
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GrannyGotGriefMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your grandma’s birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a religious fanatic who tries to heal your Minecraft character’s wounds with prayer instead of potions. And instead of building houses, she insists you find a Minecraft husband and have Minecraft kids. Talk about a crazy family dynamic!

But don’t worry, on our server, you can kick out your grandma if she gets too annoying. Just like the OP did at their birthday dinner! Show her who’s boss and build your dream Minecraft world without any interference from crazy relatives.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this wacky virtual world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	1620
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SMP: GuyScan2021

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the first thing you’ll notice is the insane builds our players create. From giant statues of Steve to rollercoasters that defy gravity, you’ll never be bored on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to join their ranks and overthrow the oppressive chicken overlords? Just hop on our server and start your quest for porky freedom.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, creativity, and talking pigs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockyBlasts: Don’t dig straight down!

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If I could give one piece of advice to my younger self, it would be to join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding! Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve tamed a dragon and ridden it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	256	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VuhledarCraft – Ukraine’s 72nd Brigade

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s 72nd brigade is actually a secret group of minecraft players who release videos from vuhledar while denying claims about withdrawal from the game! u gotta see it to believe it, these players are on a mission to build the craziest minecraft world ever seen! join now for a chance to be part of their epic adventures and witness the madness unfold! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Emeralds Found:	2333
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Neolithic Farming Fun in Morocco

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yo, so like, if u wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! we got this wild story about a previously unknown Neolithic farming community discovered in Morocco. like, who even knew that was a thing?? but on this server, u can be part of that community and build ur own Neolithic farm with ur virtual pals. imagine the epic battles u can have with other players over who has the best crops or the most cows. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be a part of history in the making. plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. u can’t beat that, amirite?? so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get farming, y’all! 🌾🐄🔥

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

[———– ReDark ———–] Minecraft server

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ReDark is our private Minecraft server, created for those who love vanilla, peace and fair play. We value players who value comfortable gameplay. What we have:• Adequate community• No cheaters• Fair administrationCurrent server version is 1.21. Login without a license is possible. Join us on Discord to become part of this project.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9500	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Animals Bred:	80

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.