CraftyCommieCritiques

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5901
Buildings Constructed:	48	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no tableware in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest place to be! Join us for epic Monster Hunter adventures where you can hunt down monsters with your friends and gear up with the craziest armor sets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go with ease. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we even have old game emulation and multiplayer options for those Frontier fans out there.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Monster Hunter like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way. See you in the wilds, adventurer!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3938	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Animals Bred:	175
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Car Site Open Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Potions Brewed:	71
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	846	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Emeralds Found:	6160

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	9273	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Farms Harvested:	640

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	103	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Ores Mined:	889
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9258

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ozempic-FreeZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!