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Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

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Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MinecraftAfterDark

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Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Star Shards Collected:	117
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Items Found:	5848
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ElysianCraft

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ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchantments Applied:	240
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Buildings Constructed:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	3137	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3352	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SkyArch

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Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	New Chunks Explored:	15496