so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Villages Defended: 19 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ores Mined: 1792
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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