so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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