so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8444

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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