so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Towns Built: 9
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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