so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Love Letters Sent: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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