CraftyChinaCosts | New Minecraft Servers 2024

AbuseCraft: Where Creepers Make You Wet and Tingly!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… kinky.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Mines Excavated:	1439	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

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Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Pointless Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a virtual YouTuber because apparently, that’s a thing now. But here’s the catch – no streams, no kayfabe, and you’ll sound like someone’s mom trying to figure out technology for the first time. It’s a wild ride of confusion and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty ScamCraft: Where the Biggest Scam in Video Games Comes to Life!

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Are you tired of boring old space games that promise the universe but deliver a black hole? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the biggest scam in video game history! We promise you an out-of-this-world experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your bank account.

Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blockbuster Bonanza: Where Movies, TV Shows, and Games Collide in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of living in a world where robots are trying to take over and replace us humans? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, robots are banned! That’s right, no pesky robots trying to steal your diamonds or take over your builds. Join us and fight against the robot uprising while building epic creations with your fellow human players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChadCatfishCraft: Where trolling Chads is the name of the game!

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Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to catfish Chads and convince them to show you their buttholes – it’s a hilarious and outrageous experience you won’t find anywhere else. Our community is full of pranksters and jokesters who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game. So if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud good time, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (especially those butthole pics)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1657
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafting Chaos in Germantopia

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, you can’t suffer in Germania! That’s right, all your problems will magically disappear as soon as you step foot in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).

Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crops Grown:	2108	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Aussie Blokes

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Are you tired of not being able to stab your enemies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can buy all the knives you want before they get banned! Join us and unleash your inner ninja as you slice and dice your way through the competition. Who needs swords and axes when you can have a collection of deadly knives at your disposal? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the most feared player on the server. Join now before the government catches wind of our knife-wielding antics and shuts us down!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Potions Brewed:	63	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

i went outside for the first time in months and had a walk in Minecraft

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Tired of being stuck inside like a sad little block in Minecraft? Join our server and bask in the virtual sunshine all day long! Our pixelated rays of happiness will make you forget that the real world even exists. Who needs vitamin D when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? Say goodbye to depression and hello to creepers trying to blow up your hard work. It’s a wild ride on our server, but at least you won’t have to worry about getting sunburned. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Boobs & Explosions: The ‘Hidan no Aria’ Minecraft Server

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about Riko Mine! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!

But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	200	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Bargains: Minecraft Real Estate – Buy a flat in Warsaw for $130k!

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Are you tired of missing out on amazing opportunities like buying a flat in Warsaw for only $130,000? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual flat for free! And guess what? No one can swoop in and buy it before you because you’re the master of your own virtual universe!

Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Emeralds Found:	3883