so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 29579 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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