CraftyCelebPillPop | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, mainstream servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where all the celebs who are /pol/pilled hang out!

Join us and build your own MAGA tower next to Kanye West’s Trump-themed castle. Watch as Taylor Swift and Tom Hanks duke it out in a heated debate about immigration policies while riding on their pet llamas.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Elon Musk flying around on a rocket ship made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most politically charged Minecraft server out there! Who knows, you might even become besties with Alex Jones and build a conspiracy theory-themed roller coaster together.

Error Prone Chatbot Server

Accuracy, AI study, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, chatbot, chatbot errors, Chatbots, Communication, data analysis, error, errors, Gemini, INFORMATION, machine learning, Messaging, News, news summary, PRONE, research, Server, study, Technology, worst offender

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

OMG, so like, this server is like, totally insane, bro. Like, the chatbots on here are so messed up, they can’t even summarize the news right. It’s like, hilarious, man. You gotta join just to see how wacky it is. Plus, this server has the craziest stories ever, like one time a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns flushing themselves down it. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. You gotta join this server, it’s a total trip, dude.

Wild Wanderers 1.21.2

1.21.2, catcalling, feminism, gender equality, objectification, sexual harassment, street harassment, Wanderers, Wild, Women empowerment, women’s autonomy, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, women’s equality, women’s freedom, women’s independence, women’s liberation, women’s rights activism, women’s rights advocacy, women’s rights awareness, women’s rights movement, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Imagine walking outside in the game and seeing women dressed in the most outrageous outfits, like it’s some kind of fashion show gone wrong.

But hey, don’t get too turned on because apparently that’s considered sexual harassment in this wacky server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other bizarre rules and surprises await you in this virtual playground. Let’s get weird together!

BoyfriendBan Minecraft Server

bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBan, Breaking Point, Catholic, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, far-right party, flatmate, friendship, ground rules, living arrangements, Minecraft, overreacting, Peace of mind, rules, Server, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Potions Brewed:	50	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	118

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft space with unwanted guests? Join our server and never worry about uninvited players taking over your virtual home! We promise a clean, friendly environment where you can build, mine, and craft in peace.

Just like in real life, we have rules in place to ensure everyone’s comfort. No more unexpected guests overstaying their welcome! And if they do, our moderators will handle the situation with grace and efficiency.

Plus, we have a therapy corner for any past issues that may come up during gameplay. Need to talk about your ex who cheated on you? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, our server is far from supporting any far-right parties – we’re all about inclusivity and fun!

So join us today and say goodbye to unwanted roommates in Minecraft. It’s time to reclaim your virtual space and build to your heart’s content!

FoodBankBuddies

#venting, art supplies, Asking for help, Charity, Cheating, Communication, difficult times, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, financial struggles, food bank, FoodBankBuddies, freelance artist, friendship, Generosity, judgment, misunderstanding, Offense, Support, tough times, wealth

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Votes:	7057
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from real-life problems and dive into a world of blocky chaos!

Join us and you’ll meet players like Sally, who’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster. From catching her ex cheating to relying on food banks, Sally’s life is a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

ScaryStansMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Community, creepy, Dangerous, Fame, FAMOUS, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, influence, influencer, influencer marketing, internet culture, Obsession, ONLINE, Scary, ScaryStansMinecraftSMP, social media, Stalker, TOXIC

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, the owner is secretly a famous influencer with the scariest followers ever! Like, they’re all zombies or something and they’ll totally wreck your base if you don’t join and become part of their zombie army. But don’t worry, we have diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect ourselves, so it’s gonna be a wild ride full of epic battles and crazy adventures. Plus, the owner once tamed a dragon and now it’s flying around the server causing chaos, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next. Join now or miss out on all the fun, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #zombiearmy #dragonchaos #minecraftmadness 🧟🐉🔥

BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

Alternative, Amazon, Bezos, BlockMart, Boycott, boycott Amazon movement, Community, conscious consumerism, consumer behavior, e commerce, eco-friendly, ethical shopping, independent retailers, local shops, online retailers, online shopping, shopping alternatives, shopping habits, shopping platforms, Small Businesses, Support, sustainable

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Star Shards Collected:	251	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Enchantments Applied:	51	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocious, badmouthing, condemns, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, JD Vance, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, presidential candidate, regret, response, Server, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, US president, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got JD Vance on here telling Zelensky to watch out for badmouthing Trump, like, what even is happening, bro? and then he’s all like, peace talks? more like atrocious talks, amirite? come join the madness and chaos on this server, where anything can happen, even JD Vance giving political advice to world leaders in a blocky virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see where this crazy train takes us!

ZelenskyyCraft – TrumpDebunked

Approval, approval rating, Debunking, election, fact check, Government, growth, leadership, Misinformation, Politics, polling, president, public opinion, Rating, statistics, support claim, trump, TrumpDebunked, Truth, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	276	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	150
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy’s approval rating is through the roof at 57%!! debunking trump’s sad 4% support claim lmao. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the zelenskyy-approved squad!

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

200 times sweeter, arteries, artificial sweetener, aspartame, build up, Builder, fatty plaque, heart attacks, INCREASE, insulin, insulin levels, intestines, Mice, plaque, receptors, Release, Risk, spike, spikes, Stroke, Sugar, SWEET, sweetener, Tricks

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Farms Harvested:	855
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

Wendsmine-anarchy server minecraft

administration, alt, Anarchy, Auto, banner, Class, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, Server, server description, set, soon, Storage, Title, Wendsmine, WENDSMINE-ANARCHIA, width

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Server Anarchy! Soon there will be a set of administration!

WendsMine.aternos.me:13680

Echoing Shadows 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, BEDROOM, brother, cried, Echoing, ejaculated, feelings, French forum, high school, naked, PANICKED.., parents, penis, purpose, rape, Scared, sexual abuse, shadows, shower, Swore, testimony, Touch

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	40253	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! We have crazy stories like this one from a French forum to keep you entertained. Imagine the chaos of a brother asking you to touch his Minecraft sword because it hurts, only to end up with a messy situation! If you want a server that will make you laugh, cry, and scream all at once, then join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you in our world of blocky madness!

Parent’s Home Minecraft Server

aita, CHECK, devastated, eastern KY, Flooding, home, major winter storm, middle of winter storm, Minecraft, no running water, parents, parents home, Pick up, real shower, Refuse, Region, RELENTLESS, running water, Server, son’s mother, Utilities, waters receding, winter storm, working toilet

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6554	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! We promise you won’t have to deal with any flooding or crazy baby mama drama here. Our virtual world is safe from all natural disasters and exes with attitude problems. Plus, our in-game toilets actually work and you can take as many showers as you want without running out of hot water. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to escape the madness of the real world than on our server. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – we’ve got plenty of pixelated fun waiting for you!

MommaCraft – Keep Out!

advice, anxiety, apologies, Best Friend, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict, DATING, family, friendship, mental health, MommaCraft, overstepping, Parties, PERSONAL LIFE, perspective, privacy, relationships, sex life, Trust

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Are you tired of boring friendships where nothing exciting happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like how Mary spills all the tea to her mom, you can spill all your secrets to your fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

Looking for a server where boundaries are just a suggestion? Look no further! Just like Mary’s mom, who loves to give unsolicited advice, our community is always ready to give you their two cents on your builds, your mining techniques, and even your love life.

So come join us on this server where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is served hot like a fresh batch of lava. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP

Airport, AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP, anecdote, BIZARRE, Curiosity, Experience, funny, luggage, Observation, odd, ODDITY, peculiar, SECURITY, Sight, strange, Surprising, travel, Traveler, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical airport where pigs fly and creepers work as baggage handlers. I once saw a player riding a llama through the security checkpoint, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party on the runway with Endermen DJing. Plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village of talking villagers who give out enchanted diamond gear like it’s candy. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server to play on. Join now before the flying pigs take off without you!

LoveCraftedLlamas

alternative relationships, breaking norms, challenging norms, DATING, defying expectations, Defying Societal Norms, defying stereotypes, love, love is love, love knows no rules, love without boundaries, LoveCraftedLlamas, modern romance, non-traditional relationships, redefining romance, relationships, romantic norms, societal expectations, unconventional love, unconventional love stories, unconventional partnerships

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old romantic norms? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re into dating creepers, having romantic picnics in the Nether, or maybe even getting hitched to a zombie villager! Who needs traditional romance when you can have a love affair with a blocky pig? So come on down to our server and let your love for Minecraft run wild!