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Tipsy Pixel Party

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so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Animals Bred:	178	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Void Gems Collected:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Animals Bred:	55
Dragon Eggs Found:	5600	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

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Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Farms Harvested:	639

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HateHypeFoodCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6418	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal activity, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign interference, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, russia, sentencing, Server, Technology, Ukrainian court

so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyChopsticks

27 years, China, Chinese stocks, CraftyChopsticks, economic slowdown, Economy, financial news, global economy, growth concerns, Investment, market analysis, market crash, market fluctuations, market performance, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, stock market, stock market news, Trading, worst fall

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

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so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

books, character profiles, chat client, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List community, fetishes, flg, Fluffy, Gang, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, movies, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site drama, smp, third party chat client, Tierlists, trilogy, video games, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild than our builds is our players’ imaginations! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!

But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SpookyCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, children, clubbing, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, devil costume, Friend, friendship, halloween costume, Halloween plans, inappropriate outfit, Jealousy, Minecraft, parents, Server, slut shaming, spookycraft, Trick or treating, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your friend’s Halloween outfit? Look no further! Join our server for a devilishly good time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

We promise you won’t be judged for your outfit choices, whether you’re dressed as a devil or a blocky unicorn. Our server is all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild. Plus, we have special events where you can show off your best costumes and win epic prizes!

So come on over and join the party! Who knows, you might even run into a group of trick-or-treating creepers or a clubbing Enderman. It’s a Halloween extravaganza like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. See you there, costume controversy and all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DisaBRObilityCraft

#bedridden, autism, Benefits, comparison, depression, disability, DisaBRObilityCraft, Driving, exhaustion, Expectations, fainting, Family Therapy, fear, GRIEVING, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, neurotypical, ptsd, support needs, Surprises

Are you tired of parents who just don’t understand your Minecraft needs? Look no further, join our server where we celebrate all things unique and different!

On our server, you won’t be compared to any other players because we know you’re one of a kind. We understand that surprises can be a real challenge, so we give you plenty of time to prepare for any unexpected events – like surprise creeper attacks!

Join us for some family therapy sessions where we work through any issues you may have with your in-game family. And don’t worry about being called lazy, we know you’re a hardworking player who just needs a little extra support.

So come on over to our server where we embrace all players, no matter their support needs or disabilities. We promise you’ll never faint from excitement, only from the thrill of our crazy adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyLoveQuest

childhood crush, CraftyLoveQuest, destiny, fate, first love, Heartwarming, high school sweetheart, innocent, long term relationship, love story, Meeting, Memories, Nostalgia, relationships, romance, serendipity, Significant Other, soulmate, SWEET, teenage romance, young love

Do you want to meet your first love in the most epic way possible? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to find your pixelated soulmate in a world filled with diamonds, creepers, and love potions. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle for love? So come join us and let’s make some pixelated magic happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	8712
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Animals Bred:	172
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2