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CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	836508	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4524
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Bobos, candle, Revenge, smp

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	484

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	New Chunks Explored:	625278
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchantments Applied:	57	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	59	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Potions Brewed:	121	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

americano pizza, bad taste, DISAPPOINTING, Homemade Pizza, Italian Cuisine, italian food, mia nonna, Minecraft, nonna, pizza, pizza comparison, pizza critique, pizza crust, pizza disappointment, pizza experience, pizza flavors, pizza ingredients, pizza quality, pizza review, pizza toppings, Server, shitty, traditional recipe

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EvilCraftersUnite

atrocities, Cruelty, Dark History, Despicable, devil incarnate, dictator, Evil, EvilCraftersUnite, Genocide, heinous crimes, History, Infamous, Inhumanity, MALEVOLENT, Monstrous, most evil person, ruthless, Tyrant, Villain, war criminal, Wicked

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2281	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Towns Built:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	6