Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Blood Moons Survived: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP Overview

    Feature Description
    Towny Plugin Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
    Origins Mod Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
    World Lore & Story Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
    Custom Content Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
    Cooking & Bakery System Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
    Optional PvP Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
    Optional Voice Chat Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

    A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

    Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

    A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

    Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

    A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

    Q: What is the Origins Mod?

    A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

    Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

    A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

    Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 New Chunks Explored: 56458

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • LostCraft Minecraft Server

    LostCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 New Chunks Explored: 821429
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • HurricaneMiltonEscape

    HurricaneMiltonEscape
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

    Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

    Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34
    Falling into the Void: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • GameNostalgiaCraft

    GameNostalgiaCraft
    Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyDefenseMinister

    CraftyDefenseMinister
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

    come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

    so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Robo Voice Realness

    Robo Voice Realness
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Magic Items Found: 3990
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1703 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

    Overview
    Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!
    Server Information
    IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
    Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server about? The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
    What features are currently available on the server? TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
    Is there a reset for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    Are there monthly events on the server? Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Party Pooper Minecraft Server

    Party Pooper Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Potions Brewed: 102 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Runes Activated: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

    Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

    But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

    Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MixedCraft Server

    MixedCraft Server
    Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ExHusbandCraft

    ExHusbandCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

    But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

    Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

    SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent
    Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TreeHuggerCraft

    TreeHuggerCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

    join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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