Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 233 Rune Stones Activated: 4
Animals Bred: 138 Star Shards Collected: 157
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Meteorites Collected: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Towns Built: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

    Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

    So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • StepSibSquadCraft

    StepSibSquadCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockLifeAccepted

    BlockLifeAccepted
    Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

    Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

    Kraicraft: Drone Demolition
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Emeralds Found: 1639 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Taste Bud Adventures

    Taste Bud Adventures
    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

    Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

    So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Alien Abductions: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 30

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Calorie Cut Craft

    Calorie Cut Craft
    so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1697 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 117 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

    Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!
    Server Name Enival
    Server Type Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
    Launch Date Few weeks ago

    Overview:

    Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

    FAQ:

    What is Enival?

    Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

    What features does Enival offer?

    • Proximity chat for an immersive experience
    • A small, chill community to hang out with
    • Voting and suggestion system for server changes
    • Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
    • Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
    • No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

    How can I join Enival?

    To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 207 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

    Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Bet On Minecraft SMP

    Bet On Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

    Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

    Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

    Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Crops Grown: 5186 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • EvilCraftersUnite

    EvilCraftersUnite
    Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

    Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyCorruptionEU

    CraftyCorruptionEU
    join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Butt Plug City

    Butt Plug City
    join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 23
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP Overview

    Feature Description
    Towny Plugin Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
    Origins Mod Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
    World Lore & Story Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
    Custom Content Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
    Cooking & Bakery System Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
    Optional PvP Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
    Optional Voice Chat Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

    A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

    Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

    A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

    Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

    A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

    Q: What is the Origins Mod?

    A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

    Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

    A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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