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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
Gods Slained: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 22 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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