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HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mines Excavated:	2274
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Ores Mined:	4387	Dragon Eggs Found:	4181
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Emeralds Found:	7426	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Gems Collected:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Love Letters Sent:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
New Chunks Explored:	417143	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1929	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Votes:	9952	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crops Grown:	5283	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5178	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	2200

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	954
Enchantments Applied:	290	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Players:	105/600	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6015	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	2085
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Dragon Eggs Found:	4250
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1