So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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