yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we got canada vibes all day erryday! we passin bills left and right to cover all yo birth control and diabetes drug costs, ain’t nobody gotta worry bout dat on our server! we got polar bears ridin moose as mounts, maple syrup flowing like lava, and igloos for days! come join the fun and let’s build a snow fort together, eh?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 9365 Magic Items Found: 5617
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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