hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Emeralds Found: 8457 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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