hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 3959 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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