hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 7955
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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