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SerbianRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, BALKANS, Democracy, demonstrations, eastern europe, Government, grassroots movements, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, major cities, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, PRESSURE, PROTESTS, Serbia, SerbianRevolt, Server, social justice, spread, Towns, Villages, Vučić

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332

come join our epic minecraft server where the greatest protests in the history of serbia are happening!! we got vučić feeling the heat as the protests spread from major cities to over 100 towns and villages!! join us for some epic block building and revolutionizing the virtual world!! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the chaos!! #minecraftrevolution #serbiaprotests #virtualdrama

BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

BOOMCRAFT, Cambodian efforts, Cambodian landmine clearance, conflict zones, demining operations, explosive remnants of war, Fails, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding freeze disrupts, Humanitarian Aid, international assistance, landmines, mine action, peacebuilding efforts, security threats, Southeast Asia, unexploded ordnance, US aid, US funding freeze, UXO removal, Vietnam War bombs, war legacy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Farms Harvested:	681
Mines Excavated:	3061	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Falling into the Void:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Votes:	4749	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mines Excavated:	2295	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5305	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4605
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8455	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Crops Grown:	5697	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Ores Mined:	4814	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9751
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Potions Brewed:	144	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7771	Dimension Hops:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	169
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ores Mined:	9500
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	363	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	881	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

Players:	104/500	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Magic Items Found:	2984
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0