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It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Farms Harvested:	630	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyRoomieDrama

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Are you tired of living with roommates who have no boundaries? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many rooms as you want! No more awkward encounters in the living room or kitchen, unless you want to, of course.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and create your own virtual paradise. Plus, we have a strict dress code policy – all players must wear full attire at all times, even if it’s just pixelated armor.

So come join us and leave the real world behind! Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	213
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where riding pigs into battle is considered a legitimate strategy! We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, and it was the most impenetrable fortress on the server. Our resident wizard can turn any block into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground). And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and rotten flesh. So if you’re tired of boring old normalcy, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and absurdity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mines Excavated:	4803
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SongCraft: LastRespawn

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Picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, about to face off against a horde of creepers, and you can only listen to one last song before the explosion. Will you choose “Baby Shark” to distract the enemies with its catchy tune? Or maybe “Never Gonna Give You Up” to Rickroll them into submission? Join our server and make your last stand with the most epic soundtrack imaginable!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SpearCraft: Alien History

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PixelMods

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	136
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

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Server Name	Astral Pixelmon
Version	9.1.12
IP	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	discord.astralpixelmon.com

Overview:

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

Do you have any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

Is the server beginner-friendly?

Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Gay Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

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Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	65
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	236
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Crops Grown:	5873	Chimeras Created:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1